So I get home and take my dog out to the side yard so she can take a poo…
Meanwhile in the yard next to us there is a grown ass man taking a dump, in the grass, in broad daylight. Stay classy, Baltimore.
Anonymous said: stop being so cute! <3
Only if you tell me who sent this!
Cute girl seeks someone with a huge bathtub. No touching or talking, but you can supply me with Lush products and sit in your house quietly while I take baths. Serious inquiries only.